Our minister told a story last Sunday of a young girl who had a mix up while she was saying the Lord's Prayer. I love malapropisms. They make for such funny stories. This little girl substituted "Christmas" for "trespass." She said, "Forgive us our Christmases and those who Christmas against us."

I thought about it later as I rushed around trying to do my holiday shopping and fighting traffic for a parking place. I'm trying not to let the craziness and chaos take over. And I'm trying not to "Christmas" against others.