More Pet Peeves and Malapropisms

These are more funnies courtesy of my sister. Thanks, Cortney!

  1. "It's a mute point." (Like a mime?)
  2. "Let's nip it in the butt." (Ouch. No, thanks.)
  3. "close proximity" (as opposed to far-away nearness)
  4. "How does that impact you?" (I can't imagine being impacted by anything could be good.)
  5. "That doesn't pass mustard." (But the ketchup?)
  6. "supposively, supposably" (oy)
  7. I once worked for a woman (someone said "tech writer" over her and voila! she was a communication guru) who publicly announced to the military community we served that a new online user manuel was available for them. I thought, "wow, poor Manuel."

Happy writing!

 
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  • 4/25/2009 11:07 AM Don wrote:
    You need to get back to Courtney.
    #2 should be "Let's nip it in the bud." As in before it blooms.
    #5 should be "That doesn't pass muster." As in military inspection.
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    1. 5/2/2009 1:17 PM Crazy for Words wrote:
      You're exactly right. Those are definitely cliche. She was pointing out that they didn't get the cliche right. I should have added more notes to the original. Thanks for the feedback!
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  • 1/19/2011 7:15 AM Essay wrote:
    I like your expressive words you listed because it makes a boring day come alive with expression. I have one to share with you. My husband would close his eyes and if I asked if he was tired, he would say, "Just checking my eyelids for holes."
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