Here are some of the typos and grammar problems that came across my desk this week...

This came from flyer from someone highlighting his carpentry skills.
During the housing boom, I contracted myself out to many different builders' in the area.

This came from a "winner" notification email. If you get these and they're riddled with grammar problems, it's probably a hoax.
"Walmart" was spelled 4 different ways in the notification email.
WalMart in UR area gives 1000usd Gidtcard!
Wal-Mart gives huge Goodies Filled Packs.

My technical writer found this in some web content.
We is amenable to refinancing properties.

This came from a local historical society's website.
Please thank a volunteer for their service.

This came from a creative newsletter that I get. It's the title of a new seminar.
Three Intangible Elements Every Novelist Must Bring to Their Work